Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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