There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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