they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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