i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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