Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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