I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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