I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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