margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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