Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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