Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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