I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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