Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
did i just pee glitter
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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