I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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