just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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