when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
