your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
