I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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