my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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