It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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