? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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