Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
