So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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