Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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