The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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