speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
