I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
tell me about the fingering
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