if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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