I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
