I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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