So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.