They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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