I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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