Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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