Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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