She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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