Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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