Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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