just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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