I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
nutella sex= disaster
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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