Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I smell stomach acid.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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