I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
