think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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