4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
