he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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