Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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