But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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