from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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