My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.