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• (916): View more from California

  If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

  (916): View more from California

  It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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• (805): View more from California

  i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?

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• (716): View more from New York

  i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.

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• (209): View more from California

  So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.

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