If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.