I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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