If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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