Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Holy shit dude........stairs
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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