I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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